Home Based Business: The 92 Year Old Virgin
“70 years married! That’s unbelievable!” exclaims the doctor.
“Wanna know something else unbelievable?” she says. “I am still a virgin.”
“How is that possible?” asks the doctor.
“Well,” she answers, “I swore I would stay a virgin until my wedding day and that I would never cheat outside my marriage. My first husband -”
“Your FIRST husband?” the doctor says, shocked. “How many times have you been married?”
“Three,” the lady answers.
“3 marriages and you are still a virgin? I’m - well, I am confused,” the doctor says.
“Well, my first husband was a wonderful man. We married on my 18th birthday. He was hit by a bus walking out of the church and killed instantly.”
“Oh, that’s tragic,” says the doctor.
“It was,” agreed the woman. “My second husband was a little older than me. I was 20 on our wedding day, and he was 42.”
“So what happened?” asked the doctor.
“Unfortunately, on our wedding night, he got so excited, he had a heart attack and died on the spot,” she said sadly.
“That is so sad,” said the doctor. “But how can you be married to husband 3 for 70 years and STILL be a virgin?”
“Because,” the woman answered, “husband number 3 is a newbie Internet Marketer. We don’t actually do anything - he just sits on the bed and tells me all the benefits and how good it’s going to be when it’s delivered!”
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