Thursday, July 24, 2008

Home Based Business: The 92 Year Old Virgin

A 92 year old woman goes to her annual checkup with her doctor.  He sees she is married and asks her how many years. “70 this year,” she answers proudly.
“70 years married! That’s unbelievable!” exclaims the doctor.
“Wanna know something else unbelievable?” she says.  “I am still a virgin.”
“How is that possible?” asks the doctor.
“Well,” she answers, “I swore I would stay a virgin until my wedding day and that I would never cheat outside my marriage. My first husband -”
“Your FIRST husband?” the doctor says, shocked. “How many times have you been married?”
“Three,” the lady answers.
“3 marriages and you are still a virgin? I’m - well, I am confused,” the doctor says.
“Well, my first husband was a wonderful man.  We married on my 18th birthday.  He was hit by a bus walking out of the church and killed instantly.”
“Oh, that’s tragic,” says the doctor.
“It was,” agreed the woman. “My second husband was a little older than me. I was 20 on our wedding day, and he was 42.”
“So what happened?” asked the doctor.
“Unfortunately, on our wedding night, he got so excited, he had a heart attack and died on the spot,” she said sadly.
“That is so sad,” said the doctor. “But how can you be married to husband 3 for 70 years and STILL be a virgin?”
“Because,” the woman answered, “husband number 3 is a newbie Internet Marketer.  We don’t actually do anything - he just sits on the bed and tells me all the benefits and how good it’s going to be when it’s delivered!”

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Home Based Business: TS2 - the PERFECT Complement

If you are on any internet marketer’s list, or read any internet marketing blog, you are hearing about John Reese’s “Traffic Secrets 2.”  It looks great.  The free videos he has released really are educational.  John Reese is one of the most respected marketers AND marketer-as-teacher people in the industry.  So I have no doubt that his program is worth penny.  But I am not promoting it (he’s got the “big guns” doing that) and I am not offering a bonus if you buy it (b/c most bonuses are just products that the promoters are giving you, to get you on their lists, so they can sell to you later on).  I am offering you the complement to traffic.

I am going to tell you briefly why MY product - “Don’t Just Build A List - Build A COMMUNITY” - is the perfect complement to Mr. Reese’s product.  See, COMMUNITY explains exactly how to use the power of the Internet to build relationships between you and your list and - here’s the unique part - between the list members themselves!  It explains how using the COMMUNITY approach, you don’t have to even try to figure out what your customers need.  They will tell you, without realizing they are telling you!

And, COMMUNITY comes with 5 FREE bonuses designed to help you get traffic and build relationships with other marketers.  COMMUNITY works for any niche or market.  The bonuses are BUILT INTO the product, so it VIRALLY builds your community also!

Getting traffic is great.  Converting that traffic to sales is better.  Getting that traffic to join a membership is site is awesome (for the few months they stay members).

But turning your traffic into FRIENDS - who recommend YOU and YOUR SITE to everyone they know - well, that’s the start of your dream…

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